Friday 25 March 2011

FAURE'S BAN EXTENDED- drinking scandal erupts


The somewhat controversial banning of John Faure from the TWO RANDER, golfs biggest little competition, has been applauded by sponsors after he was spotted in another off the course debauchery. Saturday night saw Mowbrays very own 'golfing bad boy' visit the cat in striped pajamas,Tiger Tiger, after which he was said to trash talk the TWO RANDER aswell as its sponsors before drenching the pavements of claremont in chunder. Insiders say that he was upset over being banned from the TWO RANDER again, and its unclear whether he'll ever return to the sport, after images were leaked (above) from his damage to a local rondebosch lavatory.

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