Mysterious dissapearence of Keith Explained

Patrons have been outraged at the recent lull in appearences of the one and only Keith Doback, the Godfather of the Two Rander. The answer according to Two Rander spies, who've been stalking him and his lovely daughter at his house in the Hamptons, is a new project he's been working on called the "Pimp my Ride - Honda Jazz."

The fiercely demmanding project has been taking up all his time over the last few months and the results..... are biblical. This picture of his new design called "The Honda Jazz - Joey Joller" was described by Jeremy Clarkson as "buying this car for its performance is like buying a porn film for its plot!" One week after the release of this little beauty resulted in the ordering by none other than Gorden F*^%ing Ramsey and Hugh Bladen. Keith is expected to return to the course in the next few weeks with a new edition to his swing commonly known as "The Theo Knee Kick" described by fellow coaches as a "extacy on a golf course!"