Is Defender the new Jazz ?

After the devastating news that the TWO RANDER resident coach, Keith Dobak has lost his arm in a golf cart accident, high profile sponsors, Honda Jazz have pulled all sponsorship with immediate effect. Sources close to TWO RANDER management have revealed that 2 companies are left in the bidding war, namely Land Rover Defender 90 and Toyota Yaris. Faure suggested that defender was likely to win, because of its superior headlights, which are so vital for the Ben10 wrist watch presentation as well as the fact that TWO RANDER bad boy, Faures brother, drives a Yaris himself and brings negative publicity to the brand. As the order of merit is in Faure's firm grasp before the Botswana tour, sponsors have organised 4 events this week, emceed but the first name in entertainment, none other than Joey. Players have therefore been asked to arrive 3 hours before tee off.

Two Randers Troopers brave it out in Monsoonlike Conditions

Today saw the epic clash of the titans which has been long anticipated by the partons. Winter was clearly absent minded on the day and abandoned the game short. Sorces say that this was due to him being late for a romantic candle lit blind date. When asked about this magnamonous occasion, Winter refused to comment on the subject and all reporter, Derik Alberts could get out of him was " We dont do blind dates Dereliek!"
These were the devestating scenes after the monsoon like conditions at Indusem Mowbray where the players were forced to abandon course, so to speak.http://www.israelshamir.net/Images/Tsunami.jpg The Two Rander faithful aka the patrons were caught booing Winter of the course as he was putting his suite on preparing for his big date.